Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Randomize
