The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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