Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize