I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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