He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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