i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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