i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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