God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Jerry, you need to find god
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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