normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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