Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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