I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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