To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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