Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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