Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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