Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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