I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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