After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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