I want to walk on stilts...naked
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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