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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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