Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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