I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
