u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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