It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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