oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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