the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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