I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Of course I have a pirate flag
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Randomize
