Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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