I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
People in love make me want to vomit
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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