Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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