So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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