So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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