If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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