I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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