is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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