He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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