A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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