I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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