does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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