Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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