You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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