p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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