it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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