your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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