my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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