whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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