champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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