do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
false alarm. still invincible.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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