Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
My liver just had a heart attack.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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