I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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