another moral hangover. fuck.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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