found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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