i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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