I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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