fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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