I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
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